Today marks the end of Top 10 Week. I've had an absolute blast this week writing these snarky-sweet lists, and I hope you've had equal fun reading them. Today we embark on our final Top 10. Top 10 Worst Sensations to Hit Our Nation.
10. Vampires (Suddenly blood-sucking, lifeless beings are "cool"-- even dreamy. Okay, either people today have serious brain damage, or we just need a life. Or both.)
9. Disney Channel (A company making money off of teenybopper actors and singers who haven't hit puberty yet.)
8. Britney Spears (You know, I'm not even going to try to explain.)
7. Twitter (No, Lady Gaga, I don't want to know what you're doing right now. Stop flippin' tweeting you meat-wearing freak of nature!)
6. YouTube (You can get directions on how to work your lawnmower, watch Sesame Street, and view the dirtiest music video out there... all on the same website!)
5. Auto-Tuning (The only reason Ke$ha got famous.)
4. Reality TV (Some of the shows that they call "reality" really shouldn't be. Jersey Shore fans, I'm talking to you.)
3. Rebecca Black (Officially named "Worst Singer Ever". Great accomplishment there, Rebecca.)
2. Lady Gaga (The meat-wearing monster.)
1. Justin Bieber (It's kinda self-explanitory...)
if they're [sensations] then how are they [in your words] "worst"?
ReplyDeleteyou're just mad cuz I mentioned JB! lol! :)
ReplyDeletePersonally I don't think they're sensations. The public does...which is the point of the post.
:)
-H