Thursday, May 19, 2011

Heather's Top 10 Reasons to Hate Ke$ha

Happy Top 10 Week, readers! Todays topic is: Top 10 Reasons to hate Ke$ha. Here we go starting with...number 10.

10. She's ugly. (She looks like Taylor Swift who got hit by a semi, thrown in the dumpster, fell into a drainage pipe, and crawled through the sewer to her photo shoot.)

9. She can't sing. (Okay, if you haven't been able to tell that she's auto tuned, go get a therapist and make him shoot you where it hurts. Yeah, that's right. In the foot!)

8. She's rude. (She doesn't even care what your middle name is!)

7. She's a stalker. (I can't blame Steven for not calling her back!)

6. She's on drugs. (That drug being your love, of course.)

5. She stutters. (Tonight we're goin' hard, hard, ha-ha-ha-hard, anyone?)

4. She has bad dental health. (She brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels! Need I say more?)

3. She's dangerous. (Hot and dangerous, that is.)

2. She has amnesia. (She feels like P-Diddy in the morning! Somebody has a personality disorder...)

1. She has bad grammar. (TiK ToK, Ke$ha, We R who we R... my gerbil can spell better than she can. Wait, do I even have a gerbil...?)

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